catchymemes:

fartgallery:

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

robotpussy:

ok not to go on about twitter again but Google is booting twitter cause they aren’t paying for server space anymore so Elon is lying about these limits happening because he wants ppl to pay to see more, it was happening because the servers are genuinely DOWN 😭😭😭

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

The guy im the video is actually white (Albanian), so don’t feel bad.

sylvyspritii:

IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!

castiellesbian:

castiellesbian:

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

fexalted:

ALT

thehillywoodshow:

ONE MONTH until the “WAIT & SEE” is over.
ONE MONTH until Good Omens Season 2.

- Good Omens Parody

pencilcat:

oceanbirds:

milf (man i’d like to find a therapist for)

everythingfox:

Bouncy kitty

(via)

butch-himbo-king:

mariautistic:

mariautistic:

I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit

Clout

freddieandersen:

biotechwitch:

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

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lovergirl:

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

sabertoothwalrus:

thysilus:

mutual recognition